| Ballin Etiquette #1 – Never wear white after labor day. Unless you look fresh. It took a lot of labor to have you looking that good |
Ballin Etiquette #2 –
Never really let anyone know how much you paid for your gear. If Asked; say something like ” Your Political Views Suck”. Random answers stop stupid questions.
| Ballin Etiquette #3 – If your at a party, wearing a white tee, and a fight breaks out. Punch the first guy you see with a red drink in their hands. You’ll be damned if anyone spills juice on your shirt. Ballin Etiquette #4 – Men if your ever out in public and you get caught having to hold yours girls purse. Just quickly stare back and say ” What the hell is your problem” you’ll quickly get your cool back. No matter how whack you look |
Ballin Etiquette #9 - Men: Take your Lady on a cruise. Have her stare at your reflections in the Ocean. She’ll think your being romantic, but your really letting the Ocean reflect your Flyness. (Join this group and Write your own Ballin Etiquette’s) Ballin Etiquette #10 - Every Morning Wake up, Walk to your porch, if you don’t have a porch walk on your balcony, if you dont have a balcony go to your awning, no awning, then just put a bucket on the ground stand on it and take a deep breath of the fresh clean air, and Thank God your alive for another day. Ballin Etiquette #11 - When on a Business Lunch purchase a small portion of food. It’s not Ballin to leave a professional meeting with a doggy bag Ballin Etiquette #12 – Coupons are fine to use on a date as long as your slick when you use them. When the check comes just slip that 50% off coupon inbetween the two largest bills. Everyone will think your leaving a big tip, when your really just making change. Ballin Etiquette #13 - It’s you and your roommates job to always keep a stocked pantry. What if you have a hot date, they want something to snack on, and all you have to offer them is 3 quarters of a half eaten celery stick. I don’t know who your date is, but I know you’ll be enjoying that stale celery stick alone. KEEP YOUR PANTRY FULL
Ballin Etiquette #14 - KIDS: Aspire to be a Pilot when you grow up. So when your asked what do you do for a living, you can say ” My job is to keep the world High, in the Sky, and Fly” Ballin Etiquette #15 – Don’t look at Chinesee knock offs as cheap. Just look at it as an Internationally Exclusive verison of your item. The correct wording makes anything sound fire. Ballin Etiquette #16 - Men: When bringing a new lady over your house, make sure you clean your room, febreeze your sheets, and place your tv next to a mirror. It might be a 20 inch, but the reflection will make it look like a 40. Ballin Etiquette #17 - Exploit and use every good quality that the Lord gave you. If you have beautiful eye lashes, bat them a couple of times in a conversation. If your creative, write a poem. If your not going to have girl rest on your broad shoulders why have them? Are they there just to make it difficult for you to get through narrow doors? Ballin Etiquette #18 - Don’t be Ugly when you wake up. Move your mattress to the right side of your room, That way you’ll never wake up on the wrong side of the bed. Ballin Etiquette #21 - Flirting is like a baseball game. Don’t worry about some of the lines you pitch missing; Your just looking for that one hit that will take you around the bases.
Ballin Etiquette #22 – Learn your bill collectors numbers and give them common names in your phone. You’ll know that “Bill” is a collection agency, but everyone else will just think its your annoying friend. Ballin Etiquette #23 - If your breaks squeak don’t be embrassed. Just blast your radio as you go to stop. Everyone will think it’s an exclusive remix.
